I can't lift my arms...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 04/10/2020 at 22:39 • Filed to: None

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... but there is light!

Prizes I found were:

- a kerosene lantern from the 90' s (ruined)

- a bag of Doritos so old that it has Times New Roman font

- lots of 16oz beer cans, Mike’s Hard, and energy drinks

- two hanging baskets

- plastic T-ball bat

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 22:44

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are you sure it’s ruined? 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 04/10/2020 at 22:45

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It's definitely not THAT old

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 22:45

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But think of the benefit to your property values!

MrDakka > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 22:48

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Isn’t manual labor what children are for?

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 22:52

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Dibs on the bat!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 23:06

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Neat. Now to let it grow for a few years so you have something to do next time the plague comes.

speedy964 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2020 at 23:07

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The “prizes” you found is a lot of the same stuff my dad and I found after we demoed a hot tub in our backyard except instead of beer cans we found soda cans. It looks like my six-year-old self used it as a trash can(it had stopped working before we moved in).

shop-teacher > MrDakka 04/10/2020 at 23:12

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They are not cost effective for labor purposes.

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2020 at 00:19

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Y ou ever hear anything from unemployment? I was talking with my wife (HR generalist) and she was saying that the state mails an initial notification to your employer for feedback.  But apparently what has been happening recently is that many business are simply completely closed so nobody at the individual employers is getting back to the state to confirm delaying the process for several weeks or more in some cases.  She has had to furlough a number of folks, but they immediately get back to the state so no delay of benefits.  Anybody still in your employer’s office to respond?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > wafflesnfalafel 04/11/2020 at 00:25

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Yes HR told me that the state has confirmed my unemployed status with this, so call the state, not our problem 

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2020 at 00:27

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lovely....

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2020 at 01:33

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But can you lift a beer, at least ? Well earned.

Sorry to hear about the unemployment & benefit situation, hope there’s some resolution there quick. It’s dragging hard for folks in CA too , delays and empty promises are  killing people . Sorry to hear you're in it too, cheers man.

functionoverfashion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2020 at 09:22

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So..... how were the doritos?